my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door
my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it
best parental reaction or best parental reaction
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baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
(Source: pleasesyou)
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
me at school
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me:
the fuck is this
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me:
who the fuck are you
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me:
dayum pull yo skirt down please
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me:
walk faster fuckface
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me:
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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me:
no you're a whore
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me:
dont touch me i have more followers than you
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me:
i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
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me:
pew pew nigga
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me:
i'd push you in front of me whore
(Source: mufffliato)
me
holy shit me
(Source: myhearttellsmeitsyou)
